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Commuting

so many people commute to work every day that often traffic can get really congested. with all the people that sit in this traffic you would think that someone would come up with a really good idea to cut it down. maybe build a bridge or a tunnel, come out with some revolutionary form of public transportation or make helicopters affordable for the working man. However there is a much simpler way to cut down on traffic- make cars shorter.

let's make every car one foot shorter. for every 5,280 cars you would be a mile further in bumper to bumper traffic. 5,280 isn't a large number considering the amount of cars that are on the expressway every day. People would get to work with so much extra time to spare that they could do good things like clean their offices, battle drugs and call their moms. The world would be a better place, and that's with only taking one foot off the leanth of every car. lets take 10 feet off every car. you may be thinking,

"but wouldn't that make every car way to small for my liking? after all, i'm an American and i like big cars."

well don't you worry, we'll just put the passenger seat on the top of the car. now everyone will have a double decker car. trucks can be triple decker mobiles with the payload thing in the middle (this way short people will still be able to use trucks) now that all our cars are miniature versions of those English tour busses, we'll all have to start speaking with English accents.

"roit-o, old chap."

that would be lots of fun. now that we have that all settled we'll have to pass a law so that people will have to drive with blinders on, this way they won't rubberneck. anyone who rubbernecks will be shot on site- that will be the only traffic law.

maybe these minor changes are not in our immediate future, but they are certainly in our immediate interest. write to your congressman today to get these things taken care of as soon as possible to make the world- and the commute- a better place.

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