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 Evil Science Isn't So Bad

When I think about my life, where I am now and where it looks like I'm going, I realize that I have made a crucial error in the path that I have chosen; I should have been an evil scientist.

Sure, maybe a lot of people have qualms with that. A lot of people don't like evil, and a lot of people don't like science, but it's not really as bad as it sounds. When was the last time an evil scientist really went all the way with some terrible plan for world domination and or destruction? Never, because the good guys always stop him in the end. Sure, my life would be ended abruptly by a giant neuro-transmission controlling satellite crashing down on me, or maybe I would be strangled to death by my own mutants, but I would most likely be pretty old at this point and we all gotta die sometime. Before my eminent end is brought about by righteous do-gooders or meddling teenagers, I would have my own mansion where I would live with cool brainwashed zombie pals. They would do anything I told them, making life very comfortable and stress free. My mansion may be very eerie and the landscaping would be bad, but I'm cool with that. I would just hang out in my basement or secret laboratory all day, mixing chemicals and playing with strange electronic devices.

Lets take a moment to reflect: no 9-5, no rush hour traffic, no bosses, no deadlines- well, maybe if I was waiting for the planets to align or something I would be on a deadline, but that would make me more of a mad astrologer. Anyway, back to the reflecting…ah, sounds nice doesn't it? I bet evil and science don't sound so bad after all. Well my friend you are in luck! Because for just $999.95 you too can be an evil scientist! Just send your checks to bofosoco productions, 13 thirteenth st, shoreham NY, 11786 and we will set you up with everything you need to be an evil scientist. This program includes:

• Scientific education where everyone will laugh at you and say you are a crazy
• Home decoration kit to turn your domicile into a place of evil science
• Catalogs to order chemicals and electronic devices to do bad things with
• A funny looking sidekick

That's right folks, supplies are limited so get in on the latest craze now: quit your job and become an evil scientist today!

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