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Story Time

you hey there everyone, i know you probably expect me to be writing you a story right now- you're wrong. this is not a story, just a friendly greeting. i just thought I would say hi to you all on my birthday.

i was going to write a story, but instead decided to write this semi-friendly greeting while downloading mp3's onto one of my computers at work. i think i'm going to use one of these old hard drives to store a shatload of music on. then i can port it through our real server and have my own radio station... nah, i don't feel like doing that.

yea, i was going to write a story to all of you but instead decided to write this not-so-friendly greeting. what the freak!

instead of a story i am greeting you all with ecstatic happiness! :) well... ok, i'll write a story.

. .. ... .. . .

ha! no story, too bad. well... this is longer, maybe you will find a story at the end of this.

ok, i'll write a story, but first you have to read what i have to say cause it's REALLY important and i just want to make sure you all understand exactly where i'm coming from here- if you don't you won't understand the story and besides, i could start writing the story at and time now. so pay attention!

here we go, i just have to say this one really important thing now, since I already greeted you all i'm sure you're nice and ready for some serious action right now, wait a sec.

Viviana was supposed to call me and didn't. oh no, i am so sad (sarcasm) all right, when i said to wait a sec before, did you? or did you just keep reading? i think it's really important that you wait a sec when i ask you too because that's all part of understanding the story i'm about to tell.

ok, so are you ready, wait a minute-

{one minute later...}

i hope you actually waited for that full minute. now i'm sure you're ready- just stand on one foot and wait for 24 seconds.

ok, here we go...

once upon a time a story ended. bye bye for now

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