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last night...this morning...

i spent the night at my girlfreind's room cause i was really tired after working both jobs and then playing super mario brothers for several hours. of course i had to wake up early to get back to my apartment, change, feed max the iguana, general morning stuff. when i arrived at my block i noticed a large group of south american looking people walking down the street. i thought this was strange since i have never seen this before, so when i parked my car i looked over at them curiously. one of them looked back at me and shouted, "what you lookin' at meng?" ("meng" is spanglish for "man")
"i'm watching the day worker parade" i shouted back. well, they didn;t seem to like that. the crowd moved around me until i was completely surrounded by south americans. the guy that shouted at me moved to the center of the circle and asked,
"are you some kind of joker, meng?"
"maybe," i replied, "it depends on whose asking"
"well, i tell you whose asking, EL MEXICANO MAS MALO!!!!"
with that he pulled out a knife. since i was surrounded it was impossible for me to run so i grabbed the first thing that saw out of the corner of my eye; the mailbox. we squared off in the circle, him with his knife and i with my mailbox, waiting for the other to make the first move...it was him! he swung his knife maddly in the air at gut, i dodged his attempts and countered with a blow from my weapon. i knocked him off his feet. i looked over him, apparently knocked unconcious. as i looked he sprung forth, slicing my left nostril with his knife. i knew i had to finish this so as not to be late to work. i hoisted the mailbox over my head and slammed in down upon my opponent, stuffing his entire body into the mailbox. i ran inside, got a sticker and some stamps, and threw them in there with him hoping that they stuck.
with thier freind stuffed in the mailbox, the rest of them continued on their way.

i was a few minutes late to work, but luckily no one noticed. i just hope i put enough postage on that guy so he's not waiting for me when i get home. well, i should get back to work :^(

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