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The Party

wow, today i slept all day. that's not too much of a surprise cause I was up most of the night last night par-tay-in. it was kind of fun, i was trying to go to sleep but people were climbing in the window at 4 am and hitting me with pillows. that wasn't even the worst part, there was a pool there so we thought it would be cool to go swimming, unfortunately the girl that was having the party said, "no pool!". well the girl that was having the party had disappeared with her guy friend so we all figured she's be busy for a little while and we could go swimming in the pool. of course we were all quite drunk so swimming turned into swimming naked. there were 7 of us and the pool was only 4feet by 4feet. well, it looked like things were about to get pretty hairy when we all jumped in the pool at the same time. then we realized that this was where the girl's pet alligator lived. so when one guy got bit we all ran screaming into the house- which was a major surprise for the rest of the party to see 7 naked people running around like maniacs. To make it even stranger one wall was a giant mirror so it looked like 14 crazy naked screaming people. it wasn't so bad though, we got our clothes on and managed to get the alligator teeth out of the guy's butt. it was actually a fun -but very tiring- time.

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