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Get with the program

fluergen

flreugen

frelugen

nemafosoflin

mesoflomofin

bodecaflomin

yes, i need something... what is it? the addiction you speak of is just a variable:

$addiction = input;

or is it:

&addiction

?

sub addiction

user input

riboflavin is my addiction. damn i love that stuff. riboflavin is the mac of all macs! i feel like a lot of pop icons like to reference star wars now. i think this would make an interesting psychological study in my generation. it would be more interesting to make people eat riboflavin while watching the star wars trilogy. just strait riboflavin, and strait star wars trilogy. wow...

i used to work in a place where it was normal to say, "that's just weird" and people would accept that as a legitimate answer. i'm sure someday people will think that's pretty primitive but i mean- damn! some stuff is really weird and no one explains it to you. you just have to make up a story...

once someone had a question for me. it was a pretty common question at the time, due to the assignments that were being given during the semester in question. i answered the question and the student asked me, "why is that?" so i just said, "it's just weird like that" and of course, since i was a student as well he thought there would be someone who knew more than i. "get me a comp sci major!" he demanded. "ok," i said. i went back to the desk and asked the comp sci majors why the answer to the question was as it was. they replied, "it's just weird like that".

did you ever wonder what people were wearing when they wrote you a letter? you probably have a nice image of them in your head, nice and pretty. but in realty they were probably naked or they just woke up or something. why else would they write a letter? if they looked that good wouldn’t they come visit you? jeez, get with the program.

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