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the brown trucks

a caravan of brown trucks was the strange thing that i saw today, like a giant run on sentence that lacked direction they trodded forward, to me it was backwards since i had just come from that direction but i really just thought of that now, the fact that they were headed in a direction didn't occur to me, just that they were headed at the same time not necessarily to the same place and what would they do if they all were going to the same place what is in those things and why would one place need so much of it, or maybe a lot of different things but still whatever it is it's a lot of it and maybe i just think it's a lot cause i don't have a caravan of trucks worth of stuff, maybe it's worth a lot to me but if those trucks were filled with $ i'd take the money and let them take my stuff except for a few things which i would hide away, but maybe part of the deal is that you don't have time to hide anything away and they just take everything, do i have anything so valuable that I would turn them down, what if all my friends were hanging out in my room and i said yes only to go upstairs and find them all gone, i guess i could buy robot replicas of my friends, and then make them do whatever i wanted, but then they wouldn't be replicas because i could make them different, and if I could make them different would i and if i did would they be more fun and if they weren't could i change them back, and if i couldn't maybe i would have to go rescue them from the caravan of brown trucks only to find that i spent all my $ on robot replicas and private eyes and mercenaries trying to battle the brown caravan which turned out to be the same company that makes robot replicas of your friends that you can change... what a marketing scam

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