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Flibbity-Floo

hey hey, i once knew this kid who was somewhat normal, he was a pretty average guy I guess. you could hang out and talk with him and things seemed pretty normal, until he turned around, opened up his eyes really wide, made this weird face and said, "flibbity-floo".

it was a pretty random act on his part, it was hard to predict exactly when he would do it. sometimes it would be used as an exclamation to some conversation, but sometimes he would just interject it in the middle of his sentences. things weren't always like that with him; he used to be able to have a normal conversation all the time. the flibbity-floo thing seemed to appear out of nowhere. eventually his condition worsened and flibbity-floo began to creep out of him all the time, every sentence would begin and end with flibbity-floo and sometimes it would work it's way between most of his words. eventually all he would say is flibbity-floo, and we could all understand him. suddenly the flibbity-floo began to spread into other people's speech. first it was one person, then two, three and four until everyone was speaking in flibbity-floo. we really didn't even notice it until one day a large group of men in white jackets raided our school and tried to subdue us with laughing gas. luckily when you say flibbity-floo you breath out air with such force that hardly any air can get into your lungs. the laughing gas was a bust, we all escaped unscathed. but where would we run to now? the men with the white coats were hot on out trail as we raced down the proverbial road to nowhere, David Byrn spinning in our heads, egging us on telling us, "flibbity-floo! flibbity-floo!" yes, he was right, we knew what we had to do. we ran until we reached old man Magillicuddy's ranch on the far side of town, we knew we had to act fast because THEY would be here any moment. we did what we had to do- built a super fast jet car to race in the Indy 500. heck, if could win such a large televised event no one would think we were insane. we built the car and headed for Indianapolis. unfortunately the race was last week and we'd have to wait an entire year before the race started again. oh well, the mental home wasn't so bad, at least they had good food there.

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