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Be Cool

you know what feel really cool? first, stick your toung out until it is completely dry. go ahead, you can do it right now. do not dry it off with anything, if you just let it air dry this works a lot better. once it is completely dry let it sit for a while, get used to the feeling of having a dry toung. how does it feel? do you like it? turn to the person next to you and tell them what you feel. don;t put your toung back in your mouth yet though. ok, are you ready for step 2?
2)tilt your head back and bring your toung back into your mouth without letting it touch anything inside. that;s right, you have to suspend your toungh in the middle of your mouth while closing it completely. it can;t touch oyur cheeks, the top or bottom of your mouth, nothing!
3)tilt your head down, the saliva in the back of your mouth will slowly coat your toung. oh! doesn;t that feel cool! be sure to tell all of your freinds, and you will be one step further on the road to happiness :^)

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