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enough of this work crap! i like the word tape. you know what's so great about it? you can have a tape with music on it, information, video sticky stuff, you can taper off if things are getting a little hectic, you can tape dance (tap dance that is, but i'm sure you could make up a tape dance).

all kinds of tape are there for YOU. you can cut it, record over it, on it or under it, you can stick it, flip it, ff or rw, play it backwards or upside down, snow it, throw it, have your wolfman hold it- the possibilities are endless.

some people think that tape is a dying animal, that someday in the near future tape will disappear into oblivion and never be used- replaced by some kind of shiny disk. let me tell you, those people are wrong. and that is why i'm starting the "tape users against shiny disks association" or TUASDA. i nominate you all as members, the first thing to do as a member of TUASDA is to renounce the use of these "shiny disks". beware! you can't throw them in the garbage or the fbi will take them and use them as evidence against our cause, the best thing to do is send them to our special shiny disk destruction plant. the address is: shiny disk destruction dept. 21 randall rd shoreham ny, 11786 along with all of your shiny disks, please send a $50.00 processing fee and a self addressed stamped envelope so we can send you a personalized certificate commemorating the birth of a new era, the era of tape!

so go tape dance, and remember- a world with no tape is a world without tape.

sincerely,
k.j.tapemeister
CEO, president, treasurer, head general, first mate, zookeeper and dance
coordinator of TUASDA.

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